The Wicked Witch

The Wicked Witch is brewing her new potion, carefully observed by her crow Huginn. Correctly brewed this magic potion can grant eternal life, beauty and luck… all in one. If falsely prepared, you won’t live long enough to regret anything anyways, so give it a shot! The recipe is rather simple: in a cauldron with strychnine, first boil turpentine. Add a narcotic and purr in two dashes of kerosene. Next add two drops (not more) of liquid spirit. Don’t be shy to add blood of flies en masse. Throw in the broken spider leg as well as the horse excrement. Once the arsenic is boiling properly, add two knife points of scraped window putty (max three). Do not forget the crucial whisked seagull blood and the shrunken witch neck. Last but not least add the dead rats, cobra venom (taken from the head), three orange pieces (not more!) and vitriol. Bon appétit!