Rango

Before the legendary Rango, we all know and love, there was his great great great… and a couple more greats grandfather. His tale is so epic and legendary, that these days no one even dares to speak his name. Rango was the Chuck Norris of his time. A meteorite hit earth and eliminated the dinosaurs, but it asked Rango for permission. Rango in fact did not die, as death was too scared to tell him his time was up, so they came to an agreement that he be fossilized for eternity.